Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Hui:
counting down! wheeeee!! :D
we made a memory at 10:53 PM
Hui:
kelen sent me an email with e title "ur fav racist joke". wah lao, im not racist lor! hahahha.. anyway, i have replaced the name of e person in the jokes.. im not racist ok! T_T
(n i bet alex di's gonna say its not funny again. but he may like e last joke :P)
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AhBeng & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
AhBeng : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
AhBeng : ... EVERY YEAR
AhBeng & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to AhBeng at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
AhBeng replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
AhBeng & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, AhBeng asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
AhBeng : In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'.. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!
AhBeng & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to AhBeng whether any great man born in this village or not .. and AhBeng said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here .. '
AhBeng & HIS EXPERIMENT
AhBeng was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly AhBeng said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
AhBeng become a saint!
AhBeng & DRIVER
When AhBeng was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. AhBeng shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.
AhBeng GOES TO HOTEL
AhBeng went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. AhBeng pointed towards the board ' WASH BASIN '
AhBeng & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
AhBeng : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)
Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally AhBeng was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote 'PRESS' on her right chest ... and he did it !
we made a memory at 10:31 PM
Monday, September 22, 2008
ting:
shuttling between work and the hospital is exhausting. i don't know how my relatives keep it up, considering they visit every single day and i, this unfilial granddaughter, only pop in ever so often.
slept through an hour's worth of alarms and 11 missed calls from jon this morning. gosh! was 10 minutes late for work, but thankfully, my bosses were even later.
was then held hostage and forced to watch a sesame street dvd for this event we're having come saturday. many many braincells have died. and this weekend, because i'm gonna be in charge of registration, i'd be required to deal with 80 kids at the worst and brattiest stage of their lives! someone kill me already.
saturday night whilst we were still at ber's place, i noticed something green on the sofa beside mei. considering i was unfortunate enough to be seated on her other side, i said very calmly, "mei, i want to tell you something. but please do not freak out or scream or do anything violent." *dramatic pause* "i think there's a grasshopper next to you."
she then proceeded to do the very thing i was hoping to avoid - scream and jump violently out of her seat (thank God i was quicker, else she'd probably have thrown herself on top of me).
the brave augus came to the rescue and upon closer inspection, we realised it was a praying mantis. that incident led to hui, shihan and myself developing a morbid fascination youtubing praying mantis' videos which resulted in me having nightmares of insects the whole of sunday morning. T_T
we made a memory at 10:43 PM
Sunday, September 21, 2008
ting:
was clearing my email inbox and came across this whole stream of quirky quotes i chanced upon whilst randomly browsing a few weeks ago.
Don't Drink and Drive.... you might hit a bump and spill your drink!
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol drinking!
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Life is just a phase you're going through... you'll get over it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth too. Deal with it.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but it's my last one!
USE YOUR BRAIN It's the little things in life that count.
If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Man with closed mouth gathers no foot!
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Teamwork is vital!! (It gives you someone to blame.)
He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house .
My next big break will probably be a hip.
Change is good. Dollars are better.
Meeting: an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
we made a memory at 12:00 AM
Saturday, September 20, 2008
ting:
being held at gunpoint by hui now because i haven't been updating in ages.
at ber's place now, but the guys are boring me. so us girls are camping out in the hot, aircon-less living room whilst those idiots hog the comfort of ber's airconditioned room.
ok i think that's all hui wanted me to say. :)
now mei is holding me at gunpoint. :( will augus be next i wonder?
apologies for my long absence from the blogging world. life has been pretty much centred around work, which is boring. and when i do get the chance for meetups, they are pretty precious. :) like how i got to see my favourite girls from college last night. (ZUHAIRAH! START REPLYING MY SMSES!) and i got to know what faithful wonderful readers i have hehe. (and yes peio, i wronged you. your blog entries aren't just one liners. and mel, where/who is mr no longer suspicious??)
now everyone's out in the living room. -_- and so, wenting is off!
we made a memory at 9:40 PM
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Hui:
a workplace joke:
one of e clients has to provide his signature (again) on some documents. X was gonna ask Y to go ask for tt person's signature, but Y wasn't around. so X wrote on a post-it "Can u please ask xxx to resign?"
wtf?! X forgot to put hÃfen la! should be re-sign. hahaha lucky client nv see sia..
we made a memory at 11:32 PM
Hui:
some jokes from an email sent from zizhe. some are quite funny la. haha
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- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without
even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it. - One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said...'where???' - While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.' - My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't
think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'. - I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
half-kgr. - My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot... - My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... - I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned... - I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
yet?'... - While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding..
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.
we made a memory at 11:32 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Hui:
wah.. this past 1 week got alot of exciting news sia...
we made a memory at 11:57 PM
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Hui:
random:
this is so cute! took this pic at taka :D
we made a memory at 12:53 AM
Hui:
let's do cosplay for fun during xmas this year! everyone MUS cosplay!! it'll be SUPER fun!
alex di - be cooperative ok?? pleaseeeee. i still think santa claus is e best.. mei can be reindeer and guide ur sleigh :D
PS: can someone explain the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) thing to me???
we made a memory at 12:45 AM
Monday, September 08, 2008
Hui:
==== WANRING: RANT POST ====
wah piang eh.
did i mention that i
first few times (previous semester, tt's like more than 6months) he would msn me, and tell me things like his pay, where's he working at, his colleagues, his boss.. saying that his boss is bias, give him alot of work, his colleagues are all useless idiots he had to do wrok for him, he's v unhappy abt his job, he's v efficient and he wanna join my company. asked me to help send his resume, asked me how i pay my sch fees, where im working at, wat work i do. its like.. i din even noe him for a week la! then i started to ignore him, n he'll always nudge me. i always scold him one leh. i think. today is e last straw. im so going block him.
and he would msn me like once a month n say/ask me the SAME fucking thing over n over again.. and i ALWAYS nv reply him, and as usual he would always nudge me.
here are some random screenshots of my chat log to show how irritating he is. (click to read)
i am not interested in his jobscope lor. he jus went on typing -_-
i am aso not v friend with him lor. wth. ask me for wat.
u got another job offer jus go la. keep asking me abt e company im working at!! if u're so good jus go and apply on ur own la. WTFBBQ
IRRITATING!!
yes. u are not to blamed if u get lousy grade. right. WTFBBQ
ask me e same thing again!!!
AND JUS NOW:
Irritating Person says (10:30 PM):
hi
Irritating Person says (10:30 PM):
how are you?
Irritating Person says (10:30 PM):
still in *censored*(company's name)?
Me says (10:35 PM):
yes
Me says (10:35 PM):
y
Irritating Person says (10:35 PM):
nothing
Irritating Person says (10:35 PM):
got vacancy?
Me says (10:35 PM):
u check e website lor
Me says (10:35 PM):
how would i noe..
Irritating Person says (10:36 PM):
ok
Irritating Person says (10:36 PM):
i wish we can become colleagues
Irritating Person says (10:36 PM):
hahaha...
Me says (10:39 PM):
haha.
Irritating Person says (10:39 PM):
would you like to be my colleague?
Me says (10:41 PM):
doesnt matter wat i ans right
Irritating Person says (10:44 PM):
yah
Irritating Person says (10:44 PM):
i am talking rubbish
Me says (10:45 PM):
glad tt u noe
Irritating Person says (10:45 PM):
ok
Irritating Person says (10:45 PM):
haha
Irritating Person says (10:45 PM):
your number changed?
Irritating Person says (10:46 PM):
i tried to call you, but can't get you
i nv reply liao. BLOCK HIM AH!!!
KNS
heng he nv get thru my phone. kns.
we made a memory at 10:47 PM
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
ting:
i really should pack, but the two rounds of coffee i had earlier today is doing things to my head.
catching up with people feels so good.
and somehow, it still hasn't quite dawn on me i'm leaving (for good????) this friday. let's hope my brain is slow to register that fact, at least not until i'm back in singapore. and then hopefully by then, i'd be too busy with work to think about anything else.
ugh. my head. mainlining caffeine is not good.
we made a memory at 2:30 PM
Monday, September 01, 2008
Hui:
augus went for e nike human race and keong and i went to take pics! haha.. we took shortcuts and walked around padang area :P have not finished reviewing all e pics.. i'll post more when i have reviewed them..
we made a memory at 12:11 AM
